So it's finally happened. I've decided to become a blogger.
I'll be needing that $50,000 advance now. What? That's not how this thing works? I have to do it for free? Who decided this was a good idea in the first place? Oh yeah, I did.
This blog, like everything else in my life that's weird, strange, painful and uncalled for, I have no one to blame but myself.
Here's how I see joining this blogging thing: I'm usually 20 minutes late to anything and everything. So I'm getting around to blogging about 5 years after everyone else started theirs and have moved on to more productive things. Being late is just how I roll. (Are the kids still using the phrase "how I roll?")
When I die I hope they gather everyone in the funeral home, have a few songs and then let everyone sit in awkward silence for 20 minutes.
Then roll in my casket.
It seems only fitting.
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